A patron asks a librarian for a book called "Oranges and Peaches." The librarian asks, Do you happen to know the book's author? The patron replies, Oh, it's by someone named Darwin. I have to read it for a class. The librarian finds a copy of "The Origin of Species" for the patron.
Funny or die
I had to share Paris Hilton's response to McCain's stupid ad that apparently attempts to link fame with incompetence.
Isn't it kind of scary when she offers her energy policy? She sounds...intelligent!