A patron asks a librarian for a book called "Oranges and Peaches." The librarian asks, Do you happen to know the book's author? The patron replies, Oh, it's by someone named Darwin. I have to read it for a class. The librarian finds a copy of "The Origin of Species" for the patron.
....I would have been able to say that I put this quilted tote together during the show. I pressed, cut and sewed it together during the Barbara Walters Special, and finished it during the show. I haven't gotten used to how long it takes to finish quilted projects! Sheesh.